Just had to share this quick joke. I find it really funny!
A man bought a horse from his pastor. After payment was received, the pastor said to the man: "To make the horse go, say 'Thank God'. And if you want to make it stop, say 'Amen'!"
Unfortunately the man wasn't paying attention full attention.
Later that day, he decided to try out his new horse. He shouted 'Thank God!' and the animal started to trot.
Feeling really brave, the man says, "Thank God, thank God, thank God, thank God, thank God" and the horse just takes off.
Pretty soon all his bravery evaporated when he sees a cliff edge - he and his horse were rapidly approaching it!
"Woah! Stop! Hold on!" But the horse continued charging forward.
Finally he remembers. "Amen!" The horse stops riiiight at the edge of the cliff.
The man smiles, gives a sigh of relief and shouts "Wow...